Friday, 11 November 2011

SCAAARRRYY DREAMM

in my dream I was laying in my bed trying to sleep when I got a chill and something jumped on my back and i was paralyzed. I tried to scream but only a choppy screeach came out. I threw the thing off my back and ran for the door, then up the stairs. I ran to my mum and said "MOM theres a ghost in my room its scary" she told me to sleep in my sisters room. I went to my sisters room and lay in the bed when the same thing happened. I was paralyzed and rotating in my bed until my head was where my feet should have been. out of the corner of my eye I saw a white orb, and was too afraid to move so I just lay still and decided to sleep like that, until the door flung open and i saw something speed out of the room. I got up and chased it and it jumped into a cupboard. I opened it and hidden in books and junk I saw its pale face. It looked like an old monkey with a kkk hat on, I looked away for a moment and when i looked back it was gone.

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Sneaky Eskimo and Zombies Dream

I was in an old wagon at the north pole at night time with a bunch of very skinny inuits. The air was warm but there was snow everywhere and we were surrounded by sparce spruce trees, and i wasnt wearing shoes. the only way i could see anything was by the northern lights. they were every color and moving unusually fast and sortof quivering with electricity. A huge polar bear walked by silently and the head inuit told me to follow it to where it was going. it was fast so had to run and jump to keep up, but i had to be silent too. The ground had the consistancy of moist clay and it was soft and smooth when i ran on it. all i could hear was the wind and my foosteps. i followed the bear to a big tundra with ice and streams of water, and in the distance i could se another polar bear. the bear started sprinting towards me so i kinda glided back to the wagon really fast on the smooth ground, and when i got in the wagon it looked like a car on the inside. the inuits started driving and they said we were on a road trip. We got to a big dark cave and started driving through it. there were wierd purple hackysack shaped things on the wall and zombies burst out of them and attacked the car, then we all got out of the car and it was horrible cause there were zombies everywhere, and then a bunch of those tiny deer things came too but i dont know where they were from lol. we started fighting the zombies but it wasnt scary because "under my thumb" by the stones started playing in the background. then i woke up

Aliens And Fishing Dream

I was in school doing a test and all the questions on it were ridiculous, so i left. I went outside and sat down on the pavement next to my bike and a cake. i started to ice the cake, then some guys came so i gave it to them and they didnt know how to divide it buut it was okay because it turned into lots of cupcakes. I biked away up a mountain, and then some people with a truck pulling a wagon came so i sat in the wagon. we went really far and ended up in a different country with lots of little islands floating in the air. they took me to a big country house. it was nice inside with big windows and lots of little things. my friends, couzins and a bunch of other people were in the house. We were all eating and having happy conversation when aliens burst into the house through the big windows. they were everywhere and they were chasing us around. I was running down the halls looking for something, but the floorplan was big and complicated. I pushed over a bunch of aliens and ran into a bathroom whichnwas HUGE. Everyone was in there and there were lots of sinks. we all washed our hair in the sinks then had a water fight, and we all felt happy and clean. the aliens smashed down the door and knoched me out with a club. I woke up in my dream and i was in a big apple tree next to a dirt road in the country. the road was lined with trees, and there was a girl walking down the road with a guy following her asking her to wait and slow down and talk to him but she ignored him and he couldnt keep up to her. she walked under my tree and i said "somebodys trying to talk to you" she said "oh really!?" and turned around. the guy got happy that she finally decided to talk to him and they walked off. then i noticed a few other people under the tree. they looked at me and sai "you told us youd take us fishing but you fell asleep instead" "oh sorry" i replied and i took them fishing at the river, they all i cought a fish and so did i but mine swallowed the hook and i couldnt get it out of its throught cause the fish was too slippery and the lure was too deep so i killed it on a rock and built a fire to cook it and we all jumped into the river in all our clothes and i woke up.

Spaceship Elementary Dream

I was in an elementary school gym filled with teenagers and little kids. it was really dark and they were doing a presentation about the world and i wanted to leave but i couldnt because i was hiding from somebody i think. I went behind a blue velvet curtain onto the stage, where there was a red curtain at the back. It was so dark i could barely see it. I was really scared of something and i wanted to hide so i went to go behind the red curtain, but behind it there was another curtain. i went through like 10 curtains and each time i went past another curtain i got more scared. i got past the last curtain and i was at the end of a long dark hallway, the end farthest from me illuminated by an opened door. There were strange pillars in the hall and i wanted to go to the open door but there was a strange shadow in front of me and didnt want to pass it. I went back through all the curtains to where i statrted. There was a wolf there and it attacked me and all my limbs went sortof limp. I fought it off the best i could i kicked it and bit it then ran to the other side of the room. i went through the curtains again to where the hal and the open door was but when i got past them a tiger was there. it tried to attack me i ran. I ran down lots of dark hallways until i got to a door that lead outside. there was a group of people waiting there and they said "come on we have to go quick" and we all ran to a spaceship to go home

Cannibal Plant Dream

 I was with a bunch of boring looking old people in an office and they wanted to put me in the middle of nowhere to see how long id last, so they did and all they told me was to not eat this one plant because it would turn me into an insane violent cannibal. It kinda looked like a cow parsnip from the top and if you pulled it out of the ground it had a bud cylindaer shaped root about the size of a salami. It was a whitish color and when you split it down the middle it was filled with stuff that looked like whipped cream and pureed coconut. They told me it had lots of energy and was super good for you but you couldnt eat it. They put me in the middle of this aspen forest, so i walked around looking for something to eat and i came to a big clearing with tall grass and there was a small blond girl huddled over in the grass and she was feasting on one of the cannibal plants. I ran away before she noticed me because i was scared she would eat me. I ran into the thickest part of the trees and hid laying down on a rabbit trail with my face in the ground smelling the soil.

Old Mexican Disease Dream

I was in a room on a couch with all my friends, and there were also 3 other random old men there. One was a reaallly old mexican, the other was a strange looking pale balding 40 year old, and the other was this old indian chief wearing an orange poncho. They were all grinning freakishly with dispraportionately huge mouths, then the indian chief started playing a drum and I started dancing to it while laughing.
Then he stopped and explained that the reason they were all smiling crazy was because they all had a disease that made them grin like freaks, and that dancing to his drumming was the first symptom of having that disease, and that later symptoms would be not being able to talk but being able to laugh. Then the other two guys started laughing and I started laughing at them cause I thought it was funny. All my friends stood up and tried to catch me to take me to an assylum so I ran away until I was in a mall and everyone was chasing me. Somebody grabbed my arm and everybody took me to a snowy garden.
As I looked at them all I noticed they all had whitish purple hair but me. They told me to build a wall so I started looking for rocks to build it out of and all I could find were really circular rocks (and some of them had choclate underneath them!)  but I followed a gas pipeline to a construction site with lots of huge flat rocks but it was hard to get them cause there were couples sitting on them and big yellow machines everywhere trying to keep me away.

booger candy dream

I was in sasktchewan watching highschool football in a grassy valley. There were only 20 or so people there, and the were all families. My friend Riley was standing with me and we both had vanilla candy sticks. She said "Let me eat some!!" I responded with "NO you have your own"..Then she grabbed the candy out of my hand and stuck it up her nose. I got really angry so I took hers away and slobbered all over it. Then i leaned against a telephone pole and nearly fell asleep but a woman walked her strange dog by and it caught my attention. It was like an armadillo with a huge mouth and lots of thick noodle like hair. She asked me to walk it for her so I did. As I was walking I realised there was soft silent snow all over the ground which wasnt there moments ago, but it didnt phase me much. We went to a house and she payed me for walking her dog thing, then she locked the door because the devil was outside. She served me some red jello and i ate it as the devil tried to get in through the front door, but he couldnt. "Pleassssseeee I need to get in!!!" he yelled. I yelled back "No go away!!! Why cant you just get in its not that hard anyways!!?" "I just neeeeed to!!!!!!" "No your mean!!!" this went on for a really long time then i got bored of argueing so i just let him in and he went through all the drawers in the ladys dresser, which were all sorted by color.