Tuesday, 4 October 2011
Cannibal Plant Dream
I was with a bunch of boring looking old people in an office and they wanted to put me in the middle of nowhere to see how long id last, so they did and all they told me was to not eat this one plant because it would turn me into an insane violent cannibal. It kinda looked like a cow parsnip from the top and if you pulled it out of the ground it had a bud cylindaer shaped root about the size of a salami. It was a whitish color and when you split it down the middle it was filled with stuff that looked like whipped cream and pureed coconut. They told me it had lots of energy and was super good for you but you couldnt eat it. They put me in the middle of this aspen forest, so i walked around looking for something to eat and i came to a big clearing with tall grass and there was a small blond girl huddled over in the grass and she was feasting on one of the cannibal plants. I ran away before she noticed me because i was scared she would eat me. I ran into the thickest part of the trees and hid laying down on a rabbit trail with my face in the ground smelling the soil.
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