Tuesday, 4 October 2011

booger candy dream

I was in sasktchewan watching highschool football in a grassy valley. There were only 20 or so people there, and the were all families. My friend Riley was standing with me and we both had vanilla candy sticks. She said "Let me eat some!!" I responded with "NO you have your own"..Then she grabbed the candy out of my hand and stuck it up her nose. I got really angry so I took hers away and slobbered all over it. Then i leaned against a telephone pole and nearly fell asleep but a woman walked her strange dog by and it caught my attention. It was like an armadillo with a huge mouth and lots of thick noodle like hair. She asked me to walk it for her so I did. As I was walking I realised there was soft silent snow all over the ground which wasnt there moments ago, but it didnt phase me much. We went to a house and she payed me for walking her dog thing, then she locked the door because the devil was outside. She served me some red jello and i ate it as the devil tried to get in through the front door, but he couldnt. "Pleassssseeee I need to get in!!!" he yelled. I yelled back "No go away!!! Why cant you just get in its not that hard anyways!!?" "I just neeeeed to!!!!!!" "No your mean!!!" this went on for a really long time then i got bored of argueing so i just let him in and he went through all the drawers in the ladys dresser, which were all sorted by color.

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